Thursday, March 6, 2014

How To Eat A Whole Crocodile. Children Shouldn't Try This Without Adult Supervision...

This happened a few days ago at Lake Moondarra in Australia's Queensland. Marvin Muller just happened to be there with his camera and captured the sequence of the whole five hour battle between the snake and the crocodile.
And the subsequent feast.

So if you're thinking of having a Crocodile for dinner, here's how you might go about it.
First wrap your body around it and squeeze like hell, no, harder than that. Really squeeze! You'll notice by now that the Croc is thrashing around and doesn't want to play this game. But you want Croc for dinner so don't let go, just hang in there. Squeeze and keep squeezing. Eventually the Croc will, if you're lucky, just croak and you simply swallow it whole. Head first, that's important. And can I suggest a little oak aged Chardonnay to help wash the croc down.
So if you've never ever eaten a whole Croc before, that's how you do it.
Any questions...










12 comments:

  1. The question should be how do you digest a crocodile.

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    1. The snake won't need anything else to eat and will just rest up for about a month while it digests the croc...

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  2. Er, what kind of snake is that? If I see one I'll take care to avoid it.

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    1. It was a large Water Python, about ten feet long.
      The croc was only small, about four feet...

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  3. I just tried that technique on a burrito, works great!

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    1. Hunger got the better of you eh.
      You're a brave man taking on a burrito single handed...

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